{"id":46,"date":"2006-07-14T14:52:37","date_gmt":"2006-07-14T18:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bookism.org\/open\/2006\/07\/14\/amusing-post-about-weblogs\/"},"modified":"2023-04-15T17:16:25","modified_gmt":"2023-04-15T21:16:25","slug":"amusing-post-about-weblogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bookism.org\/open\/2006\/07\/14\/amusing-post-about-weblogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Amusing post about weblogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wired\/archive\/14.07\/start.html?pg=6\">Wired 14.07: START<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>Your Blog Blows, and Here&#8217;s Why<\/i><\/p>\n<p>1. You aren&#8217;t kamikaze enough to risk your career by revealing the soul-crushing absurdity of your job.<\/p>\n<p>2. You aren&#8217;t sufficiently vain or presumptuous to declare yourself a hot twentysomething female (even if it&#8217;s true).<\/p>\n<p>3. You lack a diagnosed sleep disorder, minor substance abuse problem, mercurial temperament, and\/or innate desire to alienate loved ones.<\/p>\n<p>4. You&#8217;re not ready to declare on the Internet what you really think about the raging hypocrites nesting in your life.<\/p>\n<p>5. You have yet to explore the wonders of shameless self-promotion, groveling, and media whoring. Profiles in The New York Times don&#8217;t always come free.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Ruth Fowler<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.bookism.org\/open\/2006\/07\/14\/amusing-post-about-weblogs\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Amusing post about weblogs\"><p>Wired 14.07: START Your Blog Blows, and Here&#8217;s Why 1. You aren&#8217;t kamikaze enough to risk your career by revealing the soul-crushing absurdity of your job. 2. You aren&#8217;t sufficiently vain or presumptuous to declare yourself a hot twentysomething female (even if it&#8217;s true). 3. You lack a diagnosed sleep disorder, minor substance abuse problem, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1713],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-general","h-entry","hentry"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1Tn4G-K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bookism.org\/open\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bookism.org\/open\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bookism.org\/open\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookism.org\/open\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookism.org\/open\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookism.org\/open\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1725,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookism.org\/open\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/1725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bookism.org\/open\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookism.org\/open\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bookism.org\/open\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}